Scarlet Knight Knottie: Ruff life? Playtime for your Rutgers pup!
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SMU Mustangs Pup Pal: Peruna Plush Knottie Fun for Your Best Friend!
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Stanford Tree's Best Friend: A Knottie® Plush for Your Pup's Cardinal Cravings!
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Otto the Orange: Syracuse University Knottie® Plush - Your Dog's New Obsession!
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Reveille the Knottie®: Texas A&M's Loyal Plush Pal for Your Pup!
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Longhorn Knottie: The Toughest Plush for Your Texas Pup!
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Raider Red's Best Friend: Texas Tech Plush Pup Toy! Snuggle Up, Wreck 'Em!
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Falcon Fun Air Force Academy Dog Toy Plushie
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Army Black Knights Knottie® Pup Pal: Game Day Fun!
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Navy's Bill the Goat: Knottie® Fun for Your Pup -- Go Navy!
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UC Davis Gunrock Knottie Plush Dog Toy: Go Ags and Play!
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Roll Tide! Big Al Knottie Dog Toy: Alabama's Beloved Mascot, Plush & Playful Fun!
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